This is what happens when you try to take pictures for a birth announcement:
First, you start with the baby. Get him calm. Give him a pacifier. Pose him. Nice.
Hey, he looks ready. Steal the pacifier. Snap the picture.
Get one closer up. See the difference in his skin color depending on where the jaundice is. Consider changing pictures to black and white to hide this...maybe sepia.... hey, I have an idea. Let's get one with Liam and Gavin. That would be cute.
So what if his closet is fuller than mine and his clothes are just as expensive. He is a baby. Babies are cute when they are naked. A naked baby gets mottled after a few minutes. Mottling doesn't look good in photos. Cover it with a blanket. Get the boys all positioned. Snap picture. Well, I think the older boys are alright. Wait, baby's head is weird. Try that again.
Baby is still looking weird. Gavin is looking away.
Don't smash the baby with your heads boys. Give multiple directions and probably a bribery or two.
Hmmm...now their personalities are showing. Gavin looks wild, Liam looks disinterested and Dane looks freaked by the commotion. How do I make that all go away. Just take more pictures.
More falling, pleading, smashing of the baby. Baby looks frightened.
Children yelling. Baby, somehow, is more frightened (has his surprised look as Liam would say) than previously. Kids not in right positions anymore. I think I am losing control of the photo session. Now what?
Dismiss Liam and Gavin. Back to just baby.
In the end, you decide that the reason these pictures look like this is because they are supposed to. It is impossible to get a good picture of all 3 at once. It is what it is. Then you scroll back through and find the least offensive ones and make an announcement. Then you hope they get mailed before the baby is one. (Editors note...as I type this, they are not even printed.)